TV Quotes Thread

“I’ll tell you there, Bobbo, either this kid has a light bulb up his butt, or his colon has a great idea.” Scrubs

 
“Ever since we said ‘I do,’ there have been so many things that we don’t.” I Love Lucy

 
My favourite TV how's quote was said in Game of Thrones by Tyrion Lannister. He said and I quote - "I drink and I know things "

 
Joey: It's a moo point.

Rachel: Uh, Joe -- a moo point?

Joey: You know, like a cows opinion, it doesn't matter. It's moo.

-Friends

 
"IT'S A DOG EAT DOG WORLD AND I'M WEARING MILKBONE UNDERWEAR." - Norm

Cheers

 
From Fawlty Towers when Basil is having to deal with a guest Mrs Richards who is complaining about the view from her bedroom....

Mrs Richards:- "When I pay for a room with a view, I expect to see the sea."
Fawlty: "You CAN see the sea! It's over there, between the land and the sky!"
MR:- "Well, it's just not good enough!"
F:- "Well, may I ask what madam was expecting to see out of a Torquay hotel bedroom? Sydney Opera House? The Hanging Gardens of Babylon? Herds of wildebeest sweeping majestically across the plain?"
MR:- "I expect a discount"
F:- "Why? Because Krakatoa isnt erupting at the moment??"

 
Kramer gives Jerry advice on marriage...






 
She gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something. I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention." – Harry Dunne, "Dumb and Dumber" (1994)

 
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